MISHKY

This stunning zebra was cut down in her prime when she took a bullet to the chest, courtesy of Colonel Coke. She lived fast and died young so don’t forget to pour one out for our fallen homie before you leave.

Cocoa butter fat washed Johnnie Walker Black, Genmaicha tea infused house blend vermouths, Tonka maple syrup

He hangs around in hotels, lurking in dark corners like the swinger he is. He’ll win you over with his sweetness but be warned, he’ll have moved on to his next target quicker than you can say “cheeky monkey”.

Kraken Spiced rum, Cachaca, Coco lopez, banana syrup, Citric acid Coconut water

This little guy seems quiet at first however, once he comes out of his shell you’ll be wishing he’d shut the f*ck up and let you get a word in edge ways. He’s loud and proud and could drink you under the table.

Thai basil infused Tanqueray, Tio Pepe sherry, Pineapple cordial, Top up soda by Frankling & Sons

Understated but not to be underestimated. Pingelou is effortlessly cool with his sultry looks and vibrant colours. Many years ago he used to sail the high seas perched on the shoulders of an infamous pirate...only the brave will ask him for his tales.

Mezcal, Coffee infused Campari, Chocolate bitters, Saline solution, House Blend vermouths

This peacock is a basic bitch with a heart of gold. He’s got more insta followers than your favourite Kardashian and more charisma than all of them combined. He’s fancy and elegant but definitely not pretentious. You’ll be lucky to get a kiss from him!

Rose wine, St Germain, Lychee liquor, Champagne

This parrot is one seriously spicy mama. She;s definitely got more sass than sense but somehow still manages to establish herself as the 'mum friend' in any social situation. She is a true icon (and she knows it).

Chili infused 1800 Coconut tequila, Ancho reyes verde, Wasabi agave, Citric acid

A fantastic find in Kensington, within easy walking distance of the Royal Albert Hall, bars and restaurants.

First class service from staff, and a lovely quirky hotel. Our room was very well fitted out, and loved the design throughout. Would definitely stay here again.

Lovely place with great attention to detail. The staff were helpful and friendly. It is a very small place. They had a very good musician later on during the night. It is a very nice place to relax and enjoy yourself with friends.